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"Jesus Chimp"© Loves You Welcome To History In The Making! The Evolutionist and Creationist ideologies are so deeply woven into Western culture, their validity and/or application to the modern world are not questioned, even as "base knowledge" of the "true world" increases. How are we to resolve the obvious conflict between scientific fact and religious myth as social globalization occurs? Through technology and the "Information Age", a new paradigm is emerging as a by-product of enlightenment -- which demands a new social construct. The polarizing, yet amazingly simple, iconic "Jesus Chimp" image, created by ultra-artist Brother Andy, is considered by many to be the first "masterpiece" of the ¡ntriguism® art movement using the "retro-futurist" method. The brilliant image, also labeled as "dangerous", has become an inspiration to those who contemplate humanity's ability to be humane and it has also become a guiding light to artists who understand the increasing importance of making powerful statements with a touch of humor. "Jesus Chimp" reminds us there is a difference between acceptance and tolerance and that difference, once understood, is the key to self-actualization and harmony with all fellow man. "A cult is a religion with no political power." -- Tom Wolfe (1931 - ) This website is dedicated to the promotion of individualism: "thinking outside the box". Anyone offended by the materials herein will NOT benefit from the unconditional love that emanates from "Jesus Chimp". Terminology: A heretic is one whose errors are doctrinal, and usually of a malignant character, tending to subvert the true faith. A schismatic is one who creates a schism, or division in the church, on points of faith, discipline, practice, etc., usually for the sake of personal aggrandizement. A sectarian is one who originates or is an ardent adherent and advocate of a sect, or distinct organization, which separates from the main body of believers. An iconoclast is someone who is a breaker or destroyer of images or idols; a determined enemy of idol worship or someone who exposes or destroys impositions or shams; one who attacks cherished beliefs; a radical. A believer is someone who has confidence in the truth, the existence, or the reliability of something, although without absolute proof that one is right in doing so: to suppose or assume; to understand the unfathomable.
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